muppet whistle

1.

when a boy or man has big and/or curly hair.

2.

An ugly guy between the ages of 14-18.

3.

something you say or do when you see an ugly guy.

1.

Heather: "whoa! look at that guys hair! he's a muppet!"

2.

Jessica: "that guy wants to dance with me."

Marie: "no way!! he's a muppet!"

3.

Girl 1to Girl 2: "I saw this hideous guy at the club the other night and he asked me to dance, so i had to blow the *muppet whistle*!"

by reinbby June 30, 2011

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Muppet laugh

Laughing so hard that you lose all restraint and laugh like a muppet, tossing your head up and down and either rubbing your belly or flailing your arms.

Nick's fart was so loud I couldn't help but do a muppet laugh.

by j-lingo October 28, 2009

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chug muppet

a sloppy drunk, overweight, hideously ugly woman who cannot stop causing ridiculous amounts of drama online thinking she will never suffer the consequences of her actions...

Hey did you see what that chug muppet Roseann put on her FB status about Brian last night?
Yeah, but she should talk...someone's got camera pics of her giving drunk head to a homeless man after the Journey concert the other night.

by Jimmy from the Ville October 17, 2010

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Muppet baby

1. Accepting the term "Muppet" to denote a persons total lack of basic common sense, this logical extension would suggest that, whilst the subject approximates to the qualities and ideals of muppethood, inclusion in the "Muppet" category would require significant mental development.
2. A retarded muppet.

B-Boy, you fucking muppet baby!!

by Mark September 6, 2004

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