The Meier

Noun : A person renowned for being a bust with the ladies, a terrible athlete, and consequently, a failure at life. You may refer to yourself in the third person, ...but this is only because it's your username for online video games. "The Meier" can be summed up in two simple words : Epic Fail.

1. We were all gonna get that puss last night until The Meier showed up and cock blocked the whole group. Fuck that guy has no game.

2. Girl : "Who are you."

The Meieir : "I'm the Meier baby! Heeeeyyy!"

Girl : "I'm out."

The Meier : "Typical."

3. "Cal Lu almost won that game last night until The Meier came in and missed every shot. ...and to top it off The Meier ruined the post game party by creepin on all the chicks!"

by CLU K-Men July 21, 2009

Meerkat

A person that you don't understand; that makes you feel like you're watching Animal Planet and you don't get what's going on.

A "Meerkat" is an ex girl/boyfriend who broke up with you for no reason, and you dont know anything about them

by Quinnie-Pooh May 9, 2010

meerkatting

the act of sitting at Dolores park, peering around trying to see if you know anyone.

meerkatting - (ie potential exes to hide from, or the roommate of that girl you're trying to bang.)

by mamadon April 10, 2010

Meera

Meera is bad girl, which also a disappointment to the family and her

Brain is still not working

Have you heard about Meera she is so annoying.

by Chickenweeb September 22, 2020

Meer Cat

The name of the posture taken on by you or a friend when trying to check out a girl. You stretch your neck and keep your back straight and look each way until you see her. Thus taking the posture of a Meer Cat

Dude, Meer Cat that bitch in jack in the box, SHES FUCKIN HOT

by noleybear January 20, 2009

Meerkatting

The act of raising oneself up when receiving a lapdance in order to get closer to the action

Yo check Jon out he is totally meerkatting on that bitch

by Louchebag April 6, 2010

Meera

A smokin' fiery fiesty muchacha who's tanilicious and extremely well-dressed. Of the Indian and El Salvadorian descent. She goes after little kids...more of a cougar.

This girl is soooooo meera. I mean, she even likes rats shaped like little wangs.

by Makaykayyyyyy May 9, 2011