To meet jack

To masturbate/jack off

To meet jack Brb I’m gonna go meet jack; dang I really need to meet jack right now I haven’t in hours.

by -_- Jonny is coming -_- March 19, 2020

tweet and meet

when you post your location on twitter, and someone at the same place tweets you wanting to meet up.

girl 1: hey where are you going?
girl 2: to the restroom i just got a tweet and meet from val.

by gloryroo October 24, 2009

Meeta

An amazing and crazy girl, super fun, super nice, super tall, and super gorgeous.
Can usually be found hanging with her besties, walking to places, and getting kicked out of others.
Makes amazing cookies, and is supersupersuper crazy.
Loves japan, is completely obsessed with ramen, and cares about animals.
Is an overall wonderful person.

"My friend is so amazing. I love that crazy girl!"

"Sounds like a Meeta to me"

by ramenluver0101 January 16, 2008

meet

Is also used in Warrington. As in to french kiss. Future: going to meet. Current: meeting. Past: Met

Will you meet my mate. John met Sue last night. Have those two gone off to meet each other?

by Danny Porter April 23, 2006

Never the Twain shall meet

A phrase that serves to clarify the fact that Mark Twain and Shania Twain have never met, and indeed will never meet, on account of his dying some 55 years before her birth.

Man 1: "Have Mark Twain and Shania Twain ever met? Indeed, will they ever meet?"
Man 2: "No. Never the Twain shall meet."

by PatrickNewman October 28, 2010

Google Meet

Zoom Cloud Meetings but somehow worse

"Lets use Zoom or Discord. Google Meet sucks"

by The Borkiest Bepis January 11, 2021

car meet

when people who drive cars come together (usually in large groups) to mess about on the roads/car parks.

drivers usually have a car-full of friends and piss about in a carparks.

“yo, shall we go to the car meet later at morrisons carpark?”

by bailey12345 April 8, 2020