Fake Post Malone Fan

Fake Post Malone Fan:

Fake Post Malone Fan: Lexi

by Da Pot Pirate August 5, 2018

Pull A Malone

the act of getting home renovations paid for by the insurance company by blowing up faucets

Kyle's kitchen faucet exploded so he decided to pull a Malone and is getting a whole new first floor

by WhiskeyKarma October 4, 2018

dr robert malone

a fucking hero.

he saved a fuckton of people using ivermectin.

"very soon there will be hundreds of health officials saying 'it was your choice, no one made you take it'" ~dr robert malone.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan April 11, 2022

On my pat malone

To be left alone, being on one’s own

Hey Wally, you left me on my pat malone and I have to do the motor rebuild by me fuckin self.

by Aussiedogs May 14, 2023

malton

Malton is the fictional city within which the MMORPG Urban Dead is set. A large area of it has been quarantined after a zombie outbreak.

Whilst Malton has a relatively damp climate it has an undeserved reputation as a rainy city.

by hagnat December 25, 2007

Post Malone

To fart or pass gas in relief immediately preceding the act of urination, usually in a public setting.

Goofus: Yo dawg, I be thinkin' Arby's all of a sudden. Did you just cap off that piss sess with a ripe fart?

Gallant: Yeah brotendo, I just had to Post Malone after dropping off all that froth. Probably because of shotgunning that six pack of La Croix that was in your moms refrigerator after I spent the night at her place. You know how I do, you dig my nig?

Goofus: No...no I don't.

by Queef_Quackenbush October 19, 2016

Malone

A dying town in upstate New York. Called the Suboxone capital of New York by law enforcement, its main attractions are a decrepit hotel and the Walmart

If she comes from Malone, leave her alone.

by Labial Licker August 20, 2020