set up the launch pad

to place T.P. on the seat in a public restroom before crapping.

Dude, I had to crap so bad that I almost didn't have enuogh time to set up the launch pad

by Orren Jensen January 14, 2008

Launchitis

Fear that one will not be able to get a new gadget on it's launch date. User will research all day to find out when a particular item is going to launch, go to secret meetings and email all of his friends to get even more info and has to be the first to have said gadget.

HTC Magic due to launch soon - gotta have it. iPhone v4? set to launch in June 2009 (so I've read anyway) - gotta have it. It's got a new shiny chrome button. This all leads to Launchitis. Look for bloodshot eyes, crampt mouse hands, nervousness, darting eyes, fast breathing.

by haldous2 March 9, 2009

Potato Launcher

A Potato Launcher is usually an unmounted grenade launcher (such as the Thumper in Modern Warfare 2.) Just like a mounted grenade launcher (Noob tube), it is commonly used by noobs to get easy kills, since it does not require any skill (or, not a lot.) It comes from the fact that grenade's shapes seem like potatoes, and from ''real'' potato launchers built by people all around the world in real life.

Goddamn noob just killed me with his potato launcher!

by Eljmaster July 14, 2010

grenade launcher

a piece of weaponery used in the process of launching grenades.

Daddy, may i PLEASE have a grenade launcher for Christmas??

by FuckAnarchy907 June 29, 2006

failure to launch

To plan an event down to the very last detail, only to be blown up in the end by a single variable gone wrong.

Suzy: Ok, got my cell phone, keys, car, and purse. Good to go! Me and Mark are going to have so much fun!
*Ring Ring*
Hello?
Mark: Yeah, uh... I can't make it to the party. My mom broke her leg and I have to take her to the hospital. Sorry.
*Click*
Suzy: *calls her BFF*
Danielle, Mark is blowing off the party! *cry cry*
Danielle: Girl you just got a failure to launch.

by Locknëss of Anub'Arak June 2, 2009

lainchan

An imageboard full of wannabe hackers.

A: What imageboard do you use?
B: Lainchan.

by Gandalf The Badass Wizard May 16, 2017

Grenade Launcher

1)Any extremely attractive girl who surrounds herself by fat, unattractive bitches who usually have way more self confidence than their massive, cellulite filled bodies allow for (see Swamp Donkey)

2)A bottom tier sorority that is constantly launching grenades into your fraternity parties drinking all your alcohol.

1)Damn Kelly is so fucking hot but she is such a grenade launcher, all of her friends are at least 250 pounds and the face of a ferret.

2)Fucking Sigma Kappa, always grenade launching their freshman into our parties!

by JerryFratDusky October 4, 2012