kennedi

KENNEDI!!!! Also goes by edi, and teddy. A fun, gorgeous girl with amazing style. She can make anyone laugh with all her stories and prank calls.... an amazing singer, and no one can hate her!!!! Everyone loves her <3 !!!!! Including all the guys, she better watch out!!!! She makes them throw up in a good way... And her eyes are rubies...
I LOVE YOU TEDDY EDI!!!!

kennedi's prank calls:
teddy: do you know who this is!!!
Playboy bunny: no
teddy: okay we will do it one more time!.... Hi yeah mandy
bear: Hi ken!
teddy: wanna go for a ride
bear: sure ken
teddy: hop in!!!

both: im a barbie girl in a barbie world......

by mandybearlove January 1, 2012

Kennedy

A pretty cool DUDE. He is in fact a dude. Kennedy is the dudiest dude in all of dudesville.

Kennedy is a real dude

by dudiestdude October 26, 2018

whats the frequency, kenneth?

A phrase that was used by a random insane guy that he repeated over and over again as he beat up Dan Rather. Now it's basically used as an exclamation whenever something insane happens and people over-react to it.

"HOLY SHIT! MY CAT JUST FELL OFF MY ROOF AND KILLED MY GRANDMA!"-Guy 1
"HOLY SHIT"-Guy 2
"OMG! WTF! WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY KENNETH!"-Nihilist

by Morpheus August 3, 2004

Ted Kennedy

A bloated pasty slog characterized by a fear of water and morality.

Ted Kennedy (Lardass Liberalis Extremis) is a species prone to serious migrational difficulties, a result of decreased navigational ability usually caused by the mass consumption of alcohol and may account for why the species is facing extinction. Expectedly, most experts agree that the planet as a whole will actually benefit from the inevitable extinction of this species and speculate that the “missing third bullet” has yet to do its work.

by secondarymotion December 29, 2008

Kennebunkport chowder

Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing oral on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman's vagina then procedding to eat it

For tonights entree me and michelle are gonna go off and have some fun then i will proceed to give her the kennebunkport chowder

by K2ryder2004 August 18, 2006

The John F Kennedy

when one guy is fucking a chick and his buddy is hiding in the closet jacking off when the fuckee is about to come he puts the girl on her knees and the buddy sneaks out of the closet and they both shoot a load on her and the buddy sneaks back into hiding. Thus creating a two shooter theory.

me and carl fucking did the john f kennedy to linda.

by cheeinst October 3, 2008

Kennedy

Kennedys are fun to be around and are absolutely gorgeous! You will never want to look away! You always want to be around kennedys. They are smoking hot and unforgettable. You would be very lucky to date a kennedy.

I wish I could date kennedy, shes gorgeous, but way out of my league...

by i only tell the truth May 23, 2016