Hammond

Pulling a Hammond, whereby someone of a much older age has a "physical" relationship with someone of a much younger age. Generally a teacher to student association.

Mike: That guy is like 40 years old
Patrick: Yea, he pulled a Hammond with that girl T Mac in our grade.
Mike: OH GROSS!
John: I know right

by TigerballZpants December 19, 2008

Hamn slinka

Swedish word for a girl who is easy to get in bed and wanders around in the harbour trying to score with seamen. Is also commonly used to disgrace another person.

Hey! You biatch you wander around the harbour like a hamn slinka!

pronunciation: Hám-n slinkaah

by tatchado May 1, 2005

hamboner

The act of having sex with a girl while sitting on the toilet, taking a crap. The girl must be straddling the guy, facing him.

Dude, I was taking a crap the other day and my girl started going down on me.

She did that while you were sitting on the toilet?

Yeah man. We got to carried away and just did it right there. I hit her with the hamboner.

by SoCalNigs June 8, 2010

Hamode

Hamode means big ass noses. People with the name "Hamode" usually have gigantic noses, which could kill you if you touch it. People who are named Hamode are also very annoying.

Wow that guy is an Hamode!

by GodSahel March 11, 2015

Hacon

Bacon hater. Someone who dislikes bacon. That's all that needs to be said.

John: Dude, Sophie hates bacon.
Jeremy: SHE HATES BACON!?
Gaelen: She's Hacon now.

by GingerChef November 13, 2011

Hamojis

What is created when someone hashtags (#) emojis

Martha created hamojis by putinht hashtags in front of her emojis to emphasize her point.

by *menace* January 15, 2015

ham on buns

A sexual act where the male places his erect penis in between the butt cheeks of his female partner and thrusts back and forth in order to avoid actual sexual intercourse and to maintain purity.

I want to wait until I'm married to have sex, but we can still do the ham on buns!

by j-dang April 24, 2015