Hammer Time! 

A catch-phrase used to trick an opponent or a wide variety of people when in a tight and/or awkward situation by creating a false yet, VERY effection imaginary diversion.

Joe: You bout to get yo shi* snagged.

John: STOP!...
Hammer time! ::runs::

Hammer Time! by ssaJunGLe March 5, 2008

Hammer Call 

The act of making a lot of calls in quick succession to the same person. Most often occurs when you are trying to contact your 1. drug dealer or 2. current hook-up

"After ten tries, she finally picked up my hammer call"

Hammer Call by KHeezyFBaby February 25, 2008

hammer throw 

n. Perhaps the most arcane and archaic field event still contested at the Olympics and only marginally less silly than tug o'war or tossing the caber as a competition for grown ups. Strong lobbying by Canada and Scotland, who use hammer throwing in their cross-training for tossing granite rocks in ice-curling, keeps the sport from going the way of the Dodo and the standing fish-slap.

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Do you think folks would watch the hammer throw if we made the competitors stand in deep sand and wear skimpy bathing suits?

No.

hammer throw by gnostic1 August 8, 2012

Hammer Dick

One who drives with careless disreguard. Used by truck drivers to describe eachother. Hammer as meant to be the accelerator, Dick as used to be dicking around and driving like a dickhead. Can also be used as Hammer Dicken.

Christina said to her boyfriend " I got behind this Hammer Dick on the freeway.

Or:

Marsha was Hammer Dicken to get home to make supper

Hammer Dick by SpdR8ser January 5, 2008

Hammer of Thor 

The process of blowing a deep pool of man juice into your cupped dominant hand as a result of fellatio and then slapping your partner across the face with said soiled hand. Used as a way of exerting dominance or discipline.

Bitch was acting up, so I gave her the Hammer of Thor. Now she cooks me dinner every night.

Hammer of Thor by A-seven September 20, 2009

hammer thumb 

A colloquial expression for 'clubbed thumb', a physiological difference where an individuals' thumb appears shorter or 'ogre-ish' in comparison to normal digits; almost like its been hit with a hammer.

Dude, have you seen Megan Fox's hammer thumb? Its totally fucking gross, bro. I'd still it though.

hammer thumb by Notacrook June 10, 2010

hammer cock 

A very large penis. A very well hung man.

Last night he used his hammer cock to pound me into orgasm.

hammer cock by Scooter72 May 15, 2006