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Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

The greatest book of all time. The only piece of printed media you will ever need to read.
We should start a religion and make Bart Simpson's Guide to Life our holy book.
by centaur_star October 19, 2009
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Guidonaut

A guidonaut is the rarest form of guido. Much like regular guido's, guidonaut's use so much hair product that it disrupts their normal brain function. These guido's think they are the greatest thing in the universe, because if you let them talk long enough they will likely tell you they have been to space. Guidonaut's are generally rude to male's and downright degrading to women, especially of foreign descent.
Woman: Guess what I got on my test?
Guidonaut: I don't care! Look at my hair.
Woman: 95%
GN: What you beat me, how is that possible, your a woman.
Woman: Excuse me.
GN: Yah well, it doesn't matter, I have been to outerspace in my VeeDub rocketship!!!
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guidocide

The mass elimination of fake tanning, hair gel using, Muscle Milk abusing Jersey shore trash.
Hitler is to genocide as a hair gel shortage is to guidocide
by Dan Predl December 23, 2008
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guidorific

{gwee-do-rif-ik}

-Adjective
1. a word used to describe an individual or action that has guido-like qualities
2. insinuating something or someone that is ridiculous, such as; fist pumpin', doing the combination of gym, tan, and laundry.
1.

"Dude, I was watching Jersey Shore last night and everything about that show is guidorific."

2.

Person 1: "So here's my to-do list...gym, tan, laundry...and maybe some home..."
Person 2: "Stop right there. That shit is guidorific"
by RMINOandJGAMACHE March 17, 2010
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guidos

although the above definition is superb, there are some things that have been left out. guidos love glow sticks, techno, and hair gel. they are huge pussies.
guidos dance around nightclubs with their glowsticks
by i hate italians June 1, 2005
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An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.
Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"
by tourguide May 23, 2011
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Guildrat

Much like a hoodrat sleeping with all the guys in her hood. a guildrat is a girl on an MMORPG who gets guys in her guild to buy her things moving from member to member until she eventually switches guilds and begins again.
"omg Aliveos can you believe Ramya? Last week she asked Chuch to buy her epic mount, this week shes flirting with Dagox"

"No way, what a guildrat"
by definition of dopeness June 10, 2009
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