Gottardi

A word often used to describe someone that is an offensive Italian dick head. Who loves pasta but oddly cannot stand a cannoli. And loves ballet.

Most generally referred to as a man who exclusively only enjoys another man.

In some circles he is referred to as "Mr. Dos Equis"

Additionally, someone referred to as a Gottardi usually has an uncanny extended 5-day weather forecast.

That wop is a real garlic eating Gottardi.

Your son wants to be in ballet? Maybe he is a Gottardi.

"Mr. Dos Equis"

Does anyone know today's weather? Lets ask the Gottardi.

by Gottardi May 5, 2014

Gotta Niall

Leave to go to a drama free zone and come back randomly in any place.

Media: Liam and Cheryl are dating

Directioners: Gotta Niall

by Pinay Grey August 22, 2016

gotta niall

Leaving, being unrecodnizable but knowing everything that's going on and having a drama-free life. Just like niall in one direction.

I just saw a group of girls fighting ! Gotta niall!

by lazyunknownunicorn July 24, 2016

gotta hit the crapper

Another way of saying gotta use the restroom

Person 1: hey you wanna go to the store
Person 2: Sry gotta hit the crapper first

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

Ghettaway

A sad vacation to a sad location. The Ghettaway is the family getaway to Fort Lauderdale, the weddings in Palm Springs, the company retreats to Myrtle Beach, the honeymoon at the Hilton Honolulu. While most often accessed by car or RV, Ghettaway hotspots can also be reached via Spirit Airlines or Greyhound bus.

Common Ghettaway activities include threatening a divorce, sleeping with unattractive coworkers, wearing Oakley sunglasses, and yelling inappropriately at one's children in the line for cracked waterslides. Returning home with gift-shop T-shirts is typically considered a must.

The whole block knew it was time for the Bransons' annual Ghettaway to Virginia Beach when they could be seen packing their motor home with enough Mountain Dew for the two weeks of Spring Break.

by daltonjfk October 18, 2019

Gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch

When you put one testicle in her ass and the other between the rolls of her back fat

When the storm killed the power I was with my girl and I gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch.

by Dr. Steph July 7, 2021

Gotta make you understand

6th line of the song 'Never Gonna Give You Up' by Rick Astley.

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

by C-M-X-1-2-3 April 11, 2022