Glumptuous

Fat as fuck. Gluttonous with a jelly like body. Enormous with inflated rolls on every limb

That flabby armed bitch is so glumptuous when she stomps into a room belly first.

by uhohstinkythemonke February 13, 2025

glumming

where one inverts his foreskin and proceeds to violently goon upon himself while spraying his load all over himself leaving it to chern and make a type of cheese

jerry heimer: did you hear chris hasn’t tried glumming yet?

glinkenstien: yeah hes missing out on the taste of this fine set

by Dr.Goonhiemer February 16, 2025

glummus

when shit fo real

“baby is this a bit?”
“nah baby rs. glummus.”

by alayahgonzalez March 9, 2025

Glumphoric

Glumphoric (adj.) describes the odd mixture of feeling both excited and slightly anxious at the same time—like the rush of anticipation before a big event, but with a touch of nervousness. It’s the emotional equivalent of butterflies in the stomach but with a happy undertone.

As she stepped onto the stage for her first solo performance, Emma felt utterly glumphoric

by SIGMA SHREK March 14, 2025

Glumbuzzle

A glumbuzzle is a small, inexplicable object found in a pocket, drawer, or bag that you have no memory of acquiring but are strangely reluctant to throw away.

"When cleaning out her old backpack, Jenna found a glumbuzzle—a smooth pebble painted gold—and decided it must have had a purpose once, so she kept it."

by Austin yakaboski May 23, 2025

glumbuzzle

Glumbuzzle (noun): The tangled feeling of confusion and gloom that comes from trying to assemble flat-pack furniture with missing instructions.

After three hours of wrestling with the lopsided bookshelf, Mark slumped to the floor in a state of total glumbuzzle.

by Wasauce May 23, 2025

Glump

Verb: to glump, glumped (past tense)
Adjective: glumping, glumpy

For a word with so many uses, it is notoriously hard to define; like a cloud floating on the breeze of a summer's day it is ever-changing, but continues to inspire and awe. It may well refer to a certain ejection of bodily fluids, but could equally refer to the act of generating them instead. Moreso, it is a word for togetherness, camaraderie, and instils faith that the night will be good, because it will be a night spent in good company.

After a long night in Wetherspoons, things were getting glumpy for Alex and Stewart

"I'm gonna get so glumped tonight"

by BigGill July 19, 2025