glumming

where one inverts his foreskin and proceeds to violently goon upon himself while spraying his load all over himself leaving it to chern and make a type of cheese

jerry heimer: did you hear chris hasn’t tried glumming yet?

glinkenstien: yeah hes missing out on the taste of this fine set

by Dr.Goonhiemer February 16, 2025

glemming

Following GPS directions even though they make no sense.

Liz followed the GPS directions that took her on gravel roads even though she knew a direct route. What a glemming!

by Mooseface December 25, 2018

glomming

A practice commonly used at the California Institute of Technology (Caltech) by men desiring female companionship. Due to the lopsided demographics (75% men, 25% women), one finds a dearth of women at Caltech. Thus, several men tend to court a woman at once. So, glomming refers to the practice of several men hooking onto (not literally) to one woman.

At a dance, one can find several men dancing with one woman. They are glomming her. Or, one might find several men walking to class with one woman. These men are glomming.

by Techer... December 26, 2006

Sneak-Gumming

The act of getting chewing gum from your pocket, bag, place of storage, when surrounded by a large (or if you're greedy, a varitably small amount) of people, as so that the surrounding people do not notice you have gum, and hence will not request gum from you, depleting your store that was meant for the next week and a half.

Guy 1: "I see you have a fair amount of Gum there, Guy 2."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I've been Sneak-Gumming all week! Them vultures don't got nothin' on me!"
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Man: "*Chew*"
Everyone: "GOT GUM?! GIMMEGIMME."
Man: "Damnit I've never been very good at Sneak-Gumming".

by Jamieleets April 6, 2010

gumming

Putting drugs between your gums and your mouth walls for a slow dispersion of the drug.

I got a two 50s, might try gumming them tonight.

by GrinchThatStoleTheElection January 21, 2017

Nut Gumming

when an eldererly lady or gentlemen or any dentally challenged individual removes false teeth and deepthroats the males member and bites down on the testicles with the gums, chomping and keeping pressure on the testicles.

i went to your grandma's last night and she gave me a right proper nut gumming.

by bigcrazy May 23, 2012

gumming

the act of a toothless person, such as an old lady or a carni, giving head, and all you get is gums

That carni just gave me the best gum job!

by Dooe April 4, 2003