flonk donk

when she got a big booty on her, you refer to that as a killer 'flonk donk'

Boy: dayyummm Liz you've got a nice flonk donker. I'd flonk that donk in a second!!

by flonker420 August 7, 2016

Flonnor

A couple in denial of their love

Florence and Connor had to go to a retreat because they are a flonnor

by Littleod July 31, 2016

felony jacket

A jacket with a hole in the pocket where you can hide drugs inside the lining of the jacket itself. Seems like your pockets are empty but if you search between the fabric all around the sleeves and or any where in the jacket itself things could be hidden there.

Hey I'm wearing my felony jacket so give me the bud and I'll hide it

by Felony jacket December 24, 2016

flongy

The act of rubbing a flaccid penis against the outer rim of the butthole ever so gently.

Jimmy really enjoyed the rough flongy with his ex-husband.

by SomethinMuppet February 18, 2017

Felonious bullshit

Bullshit so bad it rises to the level of a felony.

Man that was some felonious bullshit that guy just said!

by Exdink April 7, 2017

Flonka

A male with a large sexual organ between his legs.

I'm only with him because he is a flonka

by Dstranges July 3, 2017

felonio

Felonio is the illegal act of sucking someones dick against their will.

Guy#1 Yo I just I just got arrested.
Guy#2 Why?
Guy#1 I just felonio'd a dude.
Guy#2 Jesus christ.

by mr.kevkev September 29, 2017