Fluked

To be forced to pay for the contraception of women you are not having sex with.

The entire country has been fluked by that Sandra chick.

by cheekyT August 5, 2012

Flute Section

The Flute Section is usually filled with girls with a few guys. Usually loud, outgoing, and obnoxious. Band directors tend to not like them but they dont care. Flute Sections usually have a high population of LGBTQ+ people. All girls in the flute section are somewhat hot and all FREAKING FABULOUS.

Flute 1: OMG GUYS!!!!! THE TRUMPETS ARE MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN.

Flute 2: You have a flute. Use it.
Flute 3: Guys, im gay.
All Female Flutes: We know.
All Flutes: God I love the Flute Section.

by FireDuckDefinitions July 27, 2017

2 girls 1 flute

The act of stinking the end of a flute up a women's vagina. While up there another girl (preferably a flautist) will play a a concert B-flat scale.

Girl 1: Hey did you see that video called "2 Girls 1 Flute"?
Girl 2: Uhm no, I don't think that exist.
Girl 1: Lets make our own video!
Girl 2: Okay!!

Jill was 2 girls 1 fluting Jillian on the bus ride home from the band trip.

by this kad September 23, 2011

flute juice

Cum; semen, the sticky white fluid that comes out of your cock when you ejaculate.

Man, that was a good fuck---I shot out a good load of my flute juice!

by pentozali March 7, 2008

one holed skin flute

1. The penis

I play with my one holed skin flute at night.

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

Douche Flute

The electronic device filled with flavored liquids used to produce large vapor clouds of gayness.

Mike: dude! Check out homeboy with the Vape!! He's sucking on that bitch like ya read about!!

Turd: right!?! No one smokes the Douche Flute like Tommy B!!

by THE Massinator May 27, 2017

rusty flute

felatio after anal sex. AKA a hot carl.

Damn your sister is a freak. After I banged her as she gave me a rusty flute.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002