Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016

Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016

Ferret

Like an otter but will nibble your dick in the dark while you're asleep.

I was a sleep and the ferret took my dick while I was sleeping.

by Von D February 13, 2018

Arse-ferret

A person who likes to rummage around in other people's arses, looking for treats.

Matthew: let me have a gander is your back passage.
Simon: Fuck off you arse-ferret.

by Backside bandit November 23, 2018

chutney ferret

A Little Prick That Gets Under Your Skin.

Your Boss

by stu. February 6, 2004

FerretFace

When a man or woman has a mustache SO thick that it looks as if a ferret, has crawled up on their face. Usually you cant hear what they are saying whatsoever because of that HUGE mustache.

"OMG I couldnt hear that stupid FerretFace at the assembly"
"I know right? His stache had its own zip code bro"
"LMAO"

by TaylorLautnerFreak May 15, 2010

Ferret

An insult that has the same meaning as 'idiot', 'scaredy cat' or an unpopular person.

Awww, look at that kid, he's a full on ferret!

by not a ferret July 5, 2010