velvet elvis

A conte crayon or chalk drawing using white conte/chalk in a way that makes the drawing look too "slick," often as a result of using too much of the white.

This term was coined by Sandy C., a life Drawing Proff. at Tulane University.

I was just going to add a few white highlights, but I got carried away and my drawing turned into a velvet elvis.

velvet elvis by Hannah March Campbell April 23, 2006

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Nappy-elvis

A disgustingly hairy woman, lacking upkeep on hair removal in her nether region, with happy trails on the inside of either thigh.

Old single guy - "The chick I took out last night was one terrible nappy-elvis, so bad I almost didn't sleep with her."

Nappy-elvis by James Baltzer January 23, 2008

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The Flying Elvis

When taking a dump in a public bathroom, and you don't want your cheeks to hit the toilet seat, squat down with hands spread out in the air to mimic the flying elvis parachuters from Honeymoon in Vegas

After a delicious double portion of habanaro chili for lunch, Ricky decided to take the 1:30 train home. While buying his ticket, he experienced a sharp pain in his colon as a liquid tail was brewing. Thankfully, being trained with the Flying Elvis technique, he was able to utilize the public restroom facilities without the indignity of his ass cheeks touching the seat

The Flying Elvis by Timmy Brown Tail August 21, 2013