Ear Rape

When someone tells someone else something against their will - "forcing" it into their ear, hence rape

Man, that cashier would not stop going on about her neighbors, she really ear raped me!

by Matt Burnham May 25, 2006

Ear-bender

A really talkative person

Aang: Are you an air-bender?
Girl: NO! I'm an ear-bender! Wow, are you Aang? You are so cool. I mean, YOU ARE THE AVATAR! Wow. And Katara! She's so pretty and wonderful...
*Aang slips away quickly*

by Samantha Felicia Rose August 26, 2015

Ear Rape

Basically a loud-ass noise or Justin Bieber, destroying your ears, as i can't show a link, search up "Wake me up inside" and click a red skeleton with laser eyes.. I don't know honestly.

A random person that is wittnessing ear rape: FUCKING EAR RAPE OH GODDDD KILL ME

by FoxyTheFab November 8, 2016

Ear Herpes

When you get mosquito bites on your ear.

"Oh wow mate, thats 1 big red bulge on your ear"
"Yeah, I have ear herpes"

by SamIsAcidic August 7, 2018

ear delicious

Coined by Neil Sedaka on American Idol, to describe one of the contestants.

It is used to describe something that sounds good, but in a gayish fashion.

Your performance was FAAABULOUS!!!!
It was ear delicous!!

by boohiss April 14, 2004

Ear Fuck

When a woman (usually a "trick") won't give you her goodies, you are forced to put up with her talk instead, and instead of your cock, your ear gets fucked!

"Damnit homes! This trick aint givin' me nothin' but an ear fuck!"

by Gopal Patel June 7, 2005

Ear Dildo

a Q-tip

ben: "dude i can see the earwax in your ears all the way from here
frank:yeah i ran out of ear dildo's a month ago

by gothunkeverythingchick January 9, 2010