Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014

dusty mustache

what you receive when providing cunnilingus to an old dried up pussy

Ms. Butterfield down the street gave me a dusty mustache

by hahahahahahailovewhitters November 12, 2014

dusty wrinkle

A pussy that has not had a good fucking in a while!

That chick hasn't been fucked in over a year her snatch is like a dusty wrinkle

by A.a.ron t man December 27, 2014

Dusty Arnold

Puttin cinnamon on a girls vaginal area and pounding it till it feels like sand paper

I did a dusty arnold with brittany and she cried

by Dusty Arnold May 9, 2015

Dusty Bloke

Anal and obnoxiously annoying punks. Also referred as dried dingleberries in which they are hard and painful to remove.

"Alexis is being such a Dusty Bloke"

by Charlie bearded dragon January 25, 2016

Dusty Dibbler

A Dusty Dibbler is where you exchange consensual sexual favors inside a place of buisness. Usually, but preferably, in a private matter.

"Hey, did you hear about what happened to Demarcus from accounting? I heard he got a Dusty Dibbler in the elevator."
"How'd he find the time to do that?

by Nate_River June 10, 2017

Dusty Finger

The process in which you finger so many assholes your finger begins to discolor and turn into a brown tint regardless of how many times you wash it; causing you to get a Dusty Finger.

Person 1: Did you see Sams finger?
Person 2: No I didn't what's wrong with it?
Person 1: He got that Dusty Finger.
Person 2: Damn...

by IVIrCoolGuy November 12, 2017