disney Channel

Shows only retards and gays watch

disney channel is sooooooooooo lame... "kids just like you"
yeah right,how many kids out there:
1. Live in a 5 star hotel
2. Are physic
3. Get to live in the white house'
4. are from the year 2121
5. some country singer, that hid the truth from her friends
i know there are tons more, but i hate them. they can't even show ads that dont show their lame ass shows. The fact everyone is happy is quite disturbing..
ALSO their shows have NO PLOT or their production codes are fucked up. Take Lizzie Mc Gurie, The show begain over a lame IM rumor, then it ended on some dumb kiddie show ..

see a "show" needs a plot, so meaning the show will begain with a introduction, and the end can be with changes in the family, a guy starting to date a girl or something... NOT some lame ass ramdom plot.

and WTF is worng with "oh my god" its not like your saying gods name in vain

disney channel NEEDS to change their ways.... BIG TIME

disney Channel by Chris Gonzales May 13, 2007

Disney Channel

A good channel that all of a sudden became all about slutty singers and gay actors like Miley Cyrus, Demi Levato, Selena Gomez, and the gayest one of all:Joe Jonas. Disney Channel's bad streak began with the addition of Hannah Montana's second season, and has since then gone down hill, until 2007 when Disney Channel announced Phineas and Ferb, the only show, until Good Luck, Charlie that was actually watchable. Disney Channel appeals to 9 year olds, lesbians, and dumbasses

Disney Channel's rule may never end.... NEVER!

See also: fail, whores, and Nickelodeon

Ex1:
Duchebag: OMG! I love that slutty Miley Cyrus on her soon to be ending show Hannah Montana!
Dumbfuck: You watch that? I watch Wizards Of Waverly Place, starring the ultra slutty Selena Gomez
Some Jonas Obsessed Chick: I WATCH JONAS! HOW ABOUT YOU? I WANNA FUCK NICK JONAS, JOE JONAS AND KEVIN JONAS DURING A FOURSOME!!! LOLOLOL
Dumbfuck and Duchebag: Make that a Sixsome

Ex 2:
Person 1: I miss Lizzie McGuire, Kim Possible, and So Weird.
Person 2: I hate the new Disney Channel, it's full of Sluts now!

Ex 3:
Person 1: OMG! I LOVE Phineas and Ferb!!! It Rocks!
Person 2: Eww, it'll be lame soon

(20 minutes l8r)

Person 2: OMGZ! That's bomb show!
Person 1: Told ya! The only one Disney got right!

Disney Channel by ihateurmom June 16, 2010

Disney Logic 

when in life you do everything wrong but you think in the end everything will just work out all in your favor.

Kids growing up, if they follow the examples they see in a walt disney movie,Like do it your own way, hell with the rules, then it all works out in the end,So not like real life,its"Disney Logic"to think this way

Disney Logic by Gonzo fan April 13, 2009

Disney Ending

In a contest of people, the arrangement that everyone wins, i.e., a game of musical chairs where there are four more chairs than there are players.

When Employee A and Employee B vied for the Senior position, the management decided to pull a Disney Ending so they were both promoted!

Disney Ending by Rainbow_Cheese October 18, 2010

disney massage 

Massage with a Happy Ending

A: I'm dying for a massage
B: What kind?
A: One's that has a happy ending
B: Ohhh, you want a disney massage!

disney massage by Fountain of Knowledge_1985 October 24, 2013

disney Channel

a channel that tis now cheesy but all 90's kids shall remember as "the shit"

not 90's smol child: DISNEY CHANNEL IS THE BEST EVER

90's kid: *sadness for smol child* they will never understand *sings along to best of both world while fan girling over Hilary Duff

disney Channel by Wild Owls Sienna August 8, 2016

disney cruise 

Going on vacation with a group of older people, usually senior citizens, in an attempt to capitalize on their loneliness to get laid.

Don went on a Disney cruise so he didn't have to worry about birth control.

disney cruise by Huxley4Eva February 17, 2017