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craptacularasstastic

A sarcastic adjective used to describe something so crappy it has to be brought to the power of the Tenth degree to give it justice on how awful it is. Essentially, it is craptastic squared.
Our flight was delayed on the taxiway 3 hours with no refreshments and the flight attendants were extremely rude, so it ended up to be one craptacularasstastic day.
by Aggressive Mediocrity July 2, 2012
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craptop

A laptop that is pure crap and can't run any software without crashing.
I gots a craptop, so it can't run much. Yee
by Apple PowerBook February 4, 2017
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Al Kazeer cryptic

A fat joint made with hash in which seperate chunks of hash are wrapped with cloth pipe cleaners, then all the pipe cleaners are rolled into a big pipe-cleaner joint. To smoke, you unwravel an individual tendril of hash and freehand it. Called "cryptic" because of the unwinding process.
I smoked an Al Kazeer cryptic and was stoned for TWO DAYS. (true story)
by Flingotravels May 13, 2005
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cryptoskank

A woman that presents an initial impression of class, virtue, intelligence, etc., but whose interests and behaviors are really more in tune with those of a skank.
Matt: How did it go with that chick you met at that art show?
John: Dude. She turned out to be a cryptoskank. Over lunch she told some stories about times she "was so drunk" and then at one point her phone started playing Black Eyed Peas and she starts dancing, club-style. It was pretty fucking embarassing. So I said look, I don't think this is going to work out, and I dropped her off at a mall.
Matt: I hear ya.
by AdamX July 4, 2007
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craptasm

An explosive incident of crap. The combination of the word crap and orgasm. A craptasm is an event usually 'craptastic' or 'craptacular' but the word implies a degree of unnecessary severity
After the cops showed up, well, it was a real craptasm.
by Pave April 20, 2004
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craptastic

When something both sucks and blows; when "fantastic" just can't be said ironically enough; when you're tired of saying, "That's just fucking great"; when you're tired of people saying you're too pessimistic for saying everything's crap so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic
Some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: "That's craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"
by Your Great Books Teacher October 2, 2004
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Craptors

Otherwise known as Toronto Raptors. Worst-to-be-again team in NBA.
The Craptors really suck!
That was shit, whacked and crappy!
by HateMainstreamMusic May 4, 2008
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