Martin Soriano is officially the FIRST Austronesian Citizen. Soriano pushed for the rights of all Austronesians in all the seas and vowed for historical recognition. -Austronesian Museum Philippines
by Victor Martin Soriano ILOILO August 9, 2025
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A woman 50+ who still lives, laughs, dresses, dates, flirts, parties, or vibes like a teenager — but with adult money, adult confidence, and zero fucks left to give.
A teenior citizen is not old…
she’s vintage hot,
sipping cocktails, flirting with younger men, going to festivals, taking selfies, living her best life, and ignoring society’s idea of “acting her age.”
She’s basically a glamorous teenage girl trapped inside a fabulous grown woman’s body,
but with better taste, better boundaries, and better skincare.
Traits of a Teenior Citizen:
• shows up to brunch in crop tops at 53
• has better nightlife stamina than people in their 20s
• pulls younger men without trying
• lives like it’s senior year, not senior living
• gives “I’m too old for bullshit but too fun to retire from chaos” energy
• knows she’s THAT girl, and she’s right
• always glowing because she minds her business and moisturizes
• flirty, free, and fabulous
• the auntie everyone wants and every man fears
Basically:
She’s a cougar with teenage energy and grown-woman confidence.
A woman 50+ who still lives, laughs, dresses, dates, flirts, parties, or vibes like a teenager — but with adult money, adult confidence, and zero fucks left to give.
A teenior citizen is not old…
she’s vintage hot,
sipping cocktails, flirting with younger men, going to festivals, taking selfies, living her best life, and ignoring society’s idea of “acting her age.”
She’s basically a glamorous teenage girl trapped inside a fabulous grown woman’s body,
but with better taste, better boundaries, and better skincare.
Traits of a Teenior Citizen:
• shows up to brunch in crop tops at 53
• has better nightlife stamina than people in their 20s
• pulls younger men without trying
• lives like it’s senior year, not senior living
• gives “I’m too old for bullshit but too fun to retire from chaos” energy
• knows she’s THAT girl, and she’s right
• always glowing because she minds her business and moisturizes
• flirty, free, and fabulous
• the auntie everyone wants and every man fears
Basically:
She’s a cougar with teenage energy and grown-woman confidence.
1.
“Look at Linda on that party bus at 57 — she’s a certified teenior citizen.”
2.
“My mom got a tattoo on vacation, danced with a 28-year-old, and bought a crop top. Teenior citizen era activated.”
3.
“She’s 52, but the way she flirts and parties? Total teenior citizen behavior.”
“Look at Linda on that party bus at 57 — she’s a certified teenior citizen.”
2.
“My mom got a tattoo on vacation, danced with a 28-year-old, and bought a crop top. Teenior citizen era activated.”
3.
“She’s 52, but the way she flirts and parties? Total teenior citizen behavior.”
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Not to be confused with screenior citizens.
Not to be confused with screenior citizens.
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Get the out of citizenship mug.A very very white person who doesn’t use wash cloths or loofahs, just smears body soap on their body with their hands. Then they rinse it off and no they don’t wash their feet. So, they smell like sour cream.
They look just like you and me but are white and smells like sour cream.
They look just like you and me but are white and smells like sour cream.
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A taxpayer with a brain full of intelligence and a soul with integrity who fears nothing.
One who questions the decisions and policies of town employees whose salary is paid by said RFCs.
A taxpayer with a brain full of intelligence and a soul with integrity who fears nothing.
One who questions the decisions and policies of town employees whose salary is paid by said RFCs.
The selectman were questioned at length' by the random f’ing citizens over the decision to decline a special town meeting.
The random f’ing citizens gathered signatures to have a special town meeting to allow a vote on an audit of the police force.
“Who are these random f’ing citizens and how dare they hold our feet to the fire? Can’t they leave us alone? “ The selectman was overheard asking at last night’s meeting.
The random f’ing citizens gathered signatures to have a special town meeting to allow a vote on an audit of the police force.
“Who are these random f’ing citizens and how dare they hold our feet to the fire? Can’t they leave us alone? “ The selectman was overheard asking at last night’s meeting.
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