Cosmic Way

If " The Force is with you" you have the Cosmic Way . . . Either way its harder to find . . . than to define. . . .

Wow . . . she's cosmic man . . .
No . . . She has the "Cosmic Way "

by mutualconsent July 9, 2014

cosmicjack

The moment when your tripping balls and the Universe stops. Time literally stands still as the notion of quickly rubbing one off, inadvertently transforms to an oblivious masturbation marathon consuming hours on end.

Yo bro, the strangest shit happened yesterday. I got high as fuck then lost nine hours in a Cosmicjack!

by ZebVanZandt September 10, 2016

cosmiccherrie

A bad ass person, who doesn't give 2 shits.

CosmicCherrie, is a fucking badass!

by yalnyx August 11, 2017

Cosmic Rainbow

The resulting act of ejaculating into a woman’s vagina while she is on period

“Dude she was on her period so it ended in a cosmic rainbow”

by SamFlynn2010 July 19, 2018

cosmic dump

A bowel movement of universal proportions

Excuse me for a minute, I feel a cosmic dump coming on.

by Chrispitters August 6, 2018

CosmicKidd

(I)CosmicKidd is out of this fuckin world,nice, intelligent and beautiful are understatements describing her. She so out of this world she doesn't have any nipples. She's also one of the chillest ppl on ifunny for sure.

(II)A cosmic kid is also a kid that destiny betrayed tieing their fate to a rock, making them born on earth instead of out in space exploring the cosmos.

"CosmicKidd doesn't have any nipples!"
"I'm a cosmic kidd I want to travel the stars"

by Ya_man_samo August 31, 2018

Cosmic Clench

When you are the last one alive and you clench your cheeks so hard you squish the cosmos

Last night I was in a 1v6 I pulled a cosmic clench

by Luckylotad March 11, 2019