Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED

Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED

Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

Cosmic playboy

Ricky Potts. The guy from Ride the cyclone who had 14 cats and had crutches named ‘Lady Marzipan’ and ‘Dame Judi Dench’, he also said ‘porno is magical’

A: You know what Ride the cyclone is?
B: Yeah, my fav is Karnak, who’s ur fav?
A: Cosmic playboy.
B: Ricky Potts?

by The foxman real January 7, 2024

Cosmic causeway

A highway in space made for traveling unprecedented speeds.

Hop on the cosmic causeway to get to Sagittarius B

by Campbell Adam Rhys January 3, 2021

cosmic karl

Shooting your load on the ceiling of a black light lit room. Leaving behind spots that look like the night sky

Boy did he go off, he cosmic karl ed the whole room.

by Stickworks December 18, 2017

Cosmic Kid

A Pet Simulator player who solely relies on the Cosmic Values website for all their trading decisions, often resulting in stupid and uninformed decisions.

Sorry dude, I just had to deal with an annoying cosmic kid, he literally declined an amazing offer just cause his outdated website said it was an L.

by A roblox trader December 24, 2023

Cosmic miscalculite

An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.

"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."

by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023

cosmic quickie

The act or thought of having sexual intercourse with one's parental figure in an outer-earthly plane.

Landan had the idea of a cosmic quickie towards Jess' mum

by Ronald Dodger July 30, 2022