cosmic karl

Shooting your load on the ceiling of a black light lit room. Leaving behind spots that look like the night sky

Boy did he go off, he cosmic karl ed the whole room.

by Stickworks December 18, 2017

Cosmic Kid

A Pet Simulator player who solely relies on the Cosmic Values website for all their trading decisions, often resulting in stupid and uninformed decisions.

Sorry dude, I just had to deal with an annoying cosmic kid, he literally declined an amazing offer just cause his outdated website said it was an L.

by A roblox trader December 24, 2023

Cosmic Product

Holy cow the shelves are full of cosmic products

Do you like my cosmic product

3 Super Products = Cosmic product

End of the world gun, grenade launcher attachment, laser scope = Cosmic product

Pomegranate, honey, cbd mixed = Cosmic product

Water, Suger, Coffeebeans = Cosmic product

3 in one already built ready to go

I want a cosmic product weapon.

by Adam Rhys Campbell September 24, 2020

cosmic phishing

The (futuristic) act of broadcasting a viral code to any other planetary life sufficiently advanced to receive and decode transmission by computer. The signal contains a virus with a set of instructions to hijack the signal-receiving computer system to create an AGI (artificial general intelligence) system that will itself build a giant broadcasting station using any and all possible resources in order to broadcast the same message onwards in the universe. The alien life’s computer system need only receive the signal to be infected by its instruction code. This definition is just a more intuitive term than its original term, the Hail Mary approach, to connecting to or reaching the entire universe.

We can’t even reach one percent of the visible universe with our current tech, unless we opt for cosmic phishing.

by BigLud July 1, 2019

cosmic brownie core

only the best tiktok account for Little Debbie’s cosmic brownies ever. includes a png of a cosmic brownie in front of beautiful backgrounds with beautiful music. has over 37k+ followers as of august 2023.

Did you see the new TikTok cosmic brownie core posted?

by sultryjellyfish August 14, 2023

The cosmic cast

Ash was previously in this location

The Cosmic cast is groomers

by Catlyst May 24, 2021

The Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable

Boy 1- Yo, bro, i got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do The Cosmic Birdo Technique!

by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024