cellular telecomunicational device

muh cell phone or beeper

hey my cellular telecomunicational device is a ringin.

by zac brinegar May 22, 2008

cellulite city

(Adjective) a phrase that describes any female or groups of females who have an excessive amount of Cellulite (i.e. cottage cheese, orange peel appearance) all over their legs, thighs, and or stomach.

Mike's pool party was packed with a bunch of fat ugly skanks with TONS of cellulite and nasty tattoos. Talk about cellulite city!

by Rubylicious83 June 4, 2016

Cellular Device

A very uncommon way to say cell phone.

"I'm gonna go ahead and call my best friends over at Rockstar Games on this cellular device"
- Sernandoe

by Radical_Shermhead June 12, 2018

blue cello

A sexual position by which a man is held in choke hold from behind by his partner while simultaneously being jacked-off.

The two performed the blue cello flawlessly until John passed out from asphyxiation.

by nayr onibmag September 29, 2013

cellulite

That rippling snot-consistency stuff that your mother is constantly talking about removing.

Fo shizzle, dude... Your mom's ass would look tight if it wasn't for that big blotch of cottage cheese cellulite on her thighs.

by Dabuek August 12, 2004

CELLULARR

Another word for a cell phone

"omg, i'm like, going away on vacation for TWO WEEKS, so call my CELLULARR, k?"

by TINAA October 4, 2005

Cellular Sodomy

1. anal or oral (usually anal) insertion of a cell phone that rings during an event such as a movie, play, music recital or other public event where quiet is desired.

2. What the price controling and monopolistic ATT/Cingular, Nextel, Sprint, T-Mobile & Verizon do to their customers every day.

3. Using cell phones to talk to the animals. (see also cellular bestiality and "Doctor Dolittleing")

Threat of cellular sodomy:
"Turn your (insert your choice of expletive)cell phones off or we're going to shove it up your choose orafice."

Subject of cellular sodomy:
"I just got my T-Mobile bill...How could I have used all of those minutes? I've never seen a more terrible act of cellular sodomy.

Commision of cellular sodomy(bestiality):
Caller: "So, what are you wearing?"
Donkey: "Hee-haw"
Caller: "Oh yeah, me too."

by 3dmark May 3, 2007