Canned Heat

The experience before farting. The location of a fart before evacuating the anus. The passing of gas.

Careful! I just released some Canned Heat.
Wow, who just opened the Canned Heat in here.
I gotta hit the john and crack open this Canned Heat I got goin on.

by Busta Cherries October 2, 2008

canoedist

Someone who paddles a canoe without appropriate clothing. Often seen wearing other items like hats and shoes whilst their sweaty private parts are left exposed to unlucky bystanders.

Under International Rules of the Road any vessel approaching a canoedist must maneuver to ensure collision.

by whilst October 18, 2010

Canned

A term used to describe being hit in the male part of the anatomy!

Also see, Junked.

Ouch! I canned my self with the laundry hamper!!

by Mark December 4, 2004

canker cunt

Female that plays Halo 3 so much that she develops sores on her pussy.

You aint nothing but a fucking canker cunt, die so I can teabag you.

by niodin March 10, 2008

Caked

To reach a state whereby one is intoxicated by lack of sleep. Cake is the best natural drug you can get once you get to about 50 hours.

Man, I was so damn caked last night. I was laughing at the news reports about a dead baby at 5am.

by Samurai Ali May 22, 2004

Caked

Similar to catfish but the girl actually looks good in person because she caked her make up. You see her and she done but then you see her without as much makeup and she a whole new person. Like wtf is she?

Mayes: What happened to you and that one girl.

Tanner: I got CAKED! She look fine af at the movies but we went hiking together and I didn't know who the fuck she was at the end of the hike.

by SLbaseball February 10, 2015

canned

Taking a huge SH*T and leaving your masterpiece on display for the next victim to experience.

"Damn, whoever canned that stinky bastard should recieve a medal."

by Dannie Straw & Derrec Patrick February 4, 2009