I just got home from a hard day of work and all I want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. Ahhhh tasty
by BahBahBlacksheep333 November 18, 2009
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Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.
Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.
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Spreading open your vagina or ass for play, snacking or insertion.
For 50 bucks I'll crack it open for ya.
by The Snack January 31, 2005
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