california

In the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger,

"California is to me a dreamland. It is the absolute combination of everything I was always looking for. It has all the money in the world there, show business there, wonderful weather there, beautiful country, ocean is there... You have beautiful-looking people there. They all have a tan."

I love you, California.

by Jarrod is cool July 3, 2006

california lane change

When you are driving on the highway and shift across all the lanes in either direction.

Similar to a jersey slide

Im in the right lane and i want to pass everyone, I think I'll do a california lane change to the left and then a jersey slide to exit

by Dave K July 23, 2004

California Cinnamon Roll

When you put it in a girl's butt until she poops in the shape of a cinnamon roll then you put some icing on that shit with your load

I gave that bitch the California Cinnamon Roll and made her eat it.

by Thekingofnut January 4, 2017

the State of California

A place in which all things cause are known to cause cancer.

Bottled water label - "WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."

by Tha Pyngwyn February 26, 2011

Calfe

Verb. To fail in every way possible.

If one fails in something that it should not be possible to fail in, they have calfed.

A person that often bails out frequently.

Is Alex coming?
No. He totally calfed.

by YouKnowWhoIAmDontEvenTryToDeny June 10, 2009

.45 caliber aspirin

To shoot ones' self in the head with a .45 caliber bullet.

I'd take a .45 caliber aspirin and die a sad person before taking a class with that professor again.

by Titus1133 June 6, 2010

Calfo

To be ridiculously professional and professionally ridiculous, simultaneously.

Did you see that kid sink 10 cups in a row, with his eyes closed?
Yeah, he was a regular Calfo!

by Nick Fiddler September 16, 2010