cream corned

To end a friendship

I haven't heard from Bill in three weeks--I think he cream corned me.

by Mike Mancada August 22, 2008

cream of wheat

best boxed food product of all time. The box also sports the image of a sexy chef dude, who is believed to be the husband of Aunt Jamima

I'm gonna go eat some cream of wheet

by Joe February 12, 2003

Cream of the Crop

The best of the best. Being the cream of the crop is being the best of something, it ranges from sports to school, to just being awesome. If someone says your cream of the crop, your better, smarter, sexier, more athletic, and just cooler then everyone else.

KU: I feel so bad since he broke up with me!

AP: Don't worry about you two breaking up, your the Cream of the Crop! Your the Best there is! You don't need him.

by The Truth 47 October 10, 2011

cream sandwich

Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie in the doggystyle position, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.

oh oh oh... oh shit
Baby?!
Don't worry, I managed the cream sandwich

by real crispy hispy November 10, 2008

Cream horn

(noun) - the noise emitted by the fart of a person who has had a man ejaculate into their anus.

"Tracy really sounded the cream horn after Roger gave her an anal pie, it was like the bugle call to start the Kentucky Derby!"

by Hungli Kamule March 9, 2010

cream cheese

Another expression for smegma; the festering remnants of cum which collect under the foreskin, becoming thicker and smellier with a pungent taste, and taking on a yellowier tone.
The next time you scrape out a tub of 2 week old 'Philadelphia' which has been left uncovered, you'll understand the comparison.

What's that awful smell? she wailed.
It must be the cream cheese and crud on my bell end, he summised 'I haven't washed it for over a week'

by ant August 8, 2004

cream your jeans

(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)

Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?

by Light Joker June 1, 2006