even better than the dog's bollocks. Amazing. The very best of the best. A dog spends an inordinate amount of time licking and tending to his bollocks so they must be great. Just imagine how much more impressive a donkey's bollocks are in size and capacity. There - you get it.
Got passed by a Porche 911 yesterday, it was the absolute dog's bollocks. That's OK but I got blown of the road by a Bugatti Veyron. Matey that car is the absolute donkey's bollocks!
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Answer :.....................CHER BOLLOCKS!!
Answer :.....................CHER BOLLOCKS!!
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Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!
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Mr. B (A Korean): ...The spaghetti e polpette last night was the dogs bollocks.
Mr. A: Oh, ok... *wonders if he is speaking literally*
Mr. B (A Korean): ...The spaghetti e polpette last night was the dogs bollocks.
Mr. A: Oh, ok... *wonders if he is speaking literally*
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Ricky: Bianca, can I touch your bottom bollocks?
Bianca: What are you trying to say? 'Ave I got saggy tits or sumfing?
Ricky: Well,I'd be lying if I said no, but they're still really nice and...OWW...wotchoo 'it me for you daft facking woman.
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Lindsay Lohan, in 30 years.
Catherine Zeta, in 15 years.
Ellen Degeneres, now.
Ricky: Bianca, can I touch your bottom bollocks?
Bianca: What are you trying to say? 'Ave I got saggy tits or sumfing?
Ricky: Well,I'd be lying if I said no, but they're still really nice and...OWW...wotchoo 'it me for you daft facking woman.
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Lindsay Lohan, in 30 years.
Catherine Zeta, in 15 years.
Ellen Degeneres, now.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2009
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