A fat neek who takes jokes way to seriously and has no friends.
Also likes to wear swimming trunks to school.
Also likes to wear swimming trunks to school.
by Built like a chug jug March 19, 2021
by Sadie E. Innes-Smith April 10, 2008
you call someone a trolly bollock which means they speak bollocks and look like a troll. e.g omg that tylers such a trolly bollock !
by the amazingly amazing October 12, 2020
"I put on my girlfriends thong last night, and I had proper bollock wings last night. I'm telling ya, boyeeee!"
by woosh April 24, 2006
Used to describe a place,usually a pub, bar or nightclub in which the there is a distinctly higher proportion of males than females.
John and Rob approach the door to the local late licensed bar.
John : Should be a good night tonight, I'm mullered!
Rob : This place is usually pretty easy to pull in too.
John : Bring it on!!!
John and Rob enter the establishment bypassing the quizical looking bouncer.
John : Err....can't see much crumpet in here...It's rammo!
Rob : Looks a little Bollock Heavy to me aswell.
John : Fuck it, fancy a kebab??!
John : Should be a good night tonight, I'm mullered!
Rob : This place is usually pretty easy to pull in too.
John : Bring it on!!!
John and Rob enter the establishment bypassing the quizical looking bouncer.
John : Err....can't see much crumpet in here...It's rammo!
Rob : Looks a little Bollock Heavy to me aswell.
John : Fuck it, fancy a kebab??!
by Silks August 09, 2006
why's there bollock yogurt on the floor?
by sac March 20, 2004
Meaning very good.
Incidentally, the adjective has a somewhat strange history.
It originally comes from Mechano, a British model construction kit. When it first came out in the 50s and 60s, there were 2 different kits available - the Box Standard and the Box Deluxe.
Over time, Box Standard gave birth to the phrase Bog Standard, meaning very average.
Conversely, the spoonerism of Box Deluxe sounds very similar to Dogs Bollocks, for which the meaning of above average was attached.
Incidentally, the adjective has a somewhat strange history.
It originally comes from Mechano, a British model construction kit. When it first came out in the 50s and 60s, there were 2 different kits available - the Box Standard and the Box Deluxe.
Over time, Box Standard gave birth to the phrase Bog Standard, meaning very average.
Conversely, the spoonerism of Box Deluxe sounds very similar to Dogs Bollocks, for which the meaning of above average was attached.
by Conan Reich November 20, 2005