bear grylls

Adj. - To identify any living thing as a good source of protein before cutting its head off and eating it.

Guy 1: I threw a large piece of wood at a rabbits head and killed it.
Guy 2: Damn son. Bear Grylls that shit!

by Johnny Dickionary December 9, 2007

bear trek

(noun) english slang for a lengthy walk, a large distance covered by foot

(note: bear is basically an adjective that can be used instead of 'very', examples are 'that bus is Bear Big'

'Mother teresa, that walk was a fucking Bear trek!'

by BBHGHGH February 23, 2009

Bear Principle

The bear principle is the theoretical idea that you don't need to be able to outrun an angry bear to escape; you only have to outrun the guy next to you.

Can be used as a metaphor for almost anything where the "bear" is some type of authority and you are the one trying to not get eaten. Evading police, cheating, internet piracy, drug dealing, etc.

When it comes to internet piracy, the bear principle states that while it is difficult or impossible to be completely anonymous when torrenting, IP blockers like PeerBlock will focus the attention of the "bear" on those that take no precautions at all. Anti-piracy types are not likely to go through the extra effort needed to track you when there are plenty of people who can be tracked effortlessly.

by pillowpants0804 January 16, 2013

bear-ruang

A hornious beast that reigns from Tamil Nadu, India all the way to GoldCoast Penang, Malaysia.
The Bear-ruang is supposedly is constantly chasing anything that wears a skirt and upon succesfully having a fast game with his conquest will proceed to utter the words "heh heh" or "mikes"

a bear-ruang is a species..like a honey bear

by Sargas March 10, 2008

bear report

n. Trucker-speak. A report of the location of state troopers (smokey bears, or just bears) patrolling the road ahead, usually obtained from vehicles moving in the opposite direction which have just come from the place for which you want a bear report.

Trucker1: Break 1-9, Eastbound.
Trucker2: 10-4, this is Eastbound.
T1: How about a bear report?
T2: You're looking good all the way to Guitar Town.
T1: 4-10, trucker friend.

by fizzle April 5, 2004

Bear Mikey

A Bear's body with Mikey's Face on it. This combination creates a more aggressive bear especially when food is invlolved. Known for nearly mauling to death hikers and campers that are in possession of twinkies.

Bear - Large Strong Animal with great sense of smell for food.

Mikey - Wants to eat and or roll over everything.

Bear + Mikey = BEAR-MIKEY

1: "Yesterday, in the newspaper i saw an article about a guy getting mauled by Bear Mikey."

2: "I feel bad for that guy, he must've had some twinkies on him if he got attacked by Bear Mikey

by The Jihad Squad March 9, 2010

bear cave

A place where hairy, heavy, gay, men gather.

I'm so horny, think I'll go hit the bear cave.

by manatee3 August 27, 2010