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by nozamA January 30, 2022

Amazon Threesome

A threesome involving three women. Bonus points if they are all tall and muscular.

"Change the subject Stan."

"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"

"They're my sisters Stan!"

by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015

Amazon Cop

A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.

Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.

by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 13, 2023

amazonic

Adj. Tall, strong, confident woman.

Like an Amazonian.

She towered above the others with her Amazonic presence.

by Toodles66 October 1, 2017

Amazon Lips

A pair of lips that is going to fall victim to Amazon’s wrath. This is often visually shown in the form of a commercial for Amazon Alexa.

Lips: *starts singing*

Some dude: "Yo that Amazon Lips is gonna die."

Lips: *eventually dies from something and turns into the Amazon smile icon*

by The_One_The_Fuzziest_46 December 8, 2025

Going Amazon

To unleash fury and rage to a doorbell camera when having to deliver packaged ordered by your delivery service.

"That door dash guy going amazon for having to bring me my 711 mini tacos."

by DaCookieMonstaa March 17, 2025

Amazon Peacock

A Dusty Dildo tainted with the blood, sweat, and tears of an Amazon worker; most commonly referred to as an "Amazon Peak Cock". Amazon Peacocks are often used as a way of knowing whether or not you still have your job during peak season as an Amazon employee.

Hey bro, you get fired, or did you get your Amazon Peacock from a manager?

by TheShrewd October 20, 2020