peach avacodo

Code for “ That guy is fine af- set me up asap”

Fine dude: Hey what’s up

Friend: Oh hey this is my friend ****

You: Oh hey ****, btw PEACH AVACODO

by jillmars32 December 6, 2020

Mr. Avocado Man

also known as parksey07 this legendary pe teacher has a passion for teaching and is kinky as fuck

person 1:hey who do we have next period?

person 2: i think we have Mr. avocado man
person 1: hell yeah

by _-emma-_ October 9, 2019

Avocado

An attractive man!

Damn! He is an avocado!

by BOP804 July 25, 2019

avocado toast

A sexual act where a West coast or Latino woman experiences a squirting orgasm in the cowgirl position while riding a man with very little melanin in his skin. She removes the penis from her vagina in the middle of the act and spreads her ejaculate over her partner.

Dan: Hey Milton! How's your relationship with Isabella going?

Milton: Oh wow geez, she's crazy! I've been getting Avocado Toast'd every night!

Dan: isn't Avocado toast for breakfast?

Milton: ...Nah man.

by CommiK June 6, 2017

avocado baby

Typically a male under 20 who still acts as if he is twelve and wants to be back at his mums breast.
No general interest in sex, again the mum thing.
Dresses like his mum dressed him.
Doesn't wash much.
Strange religious beliefs that just don't ring true somehow.

I had the WORST blind date, he was such an avocado baby, he didn't eat anything, and ordered tap water!!!

by mr tonyharrison July 27, 2009

Avocado

A person who has a fully functional car but for whatever reason is unable to drive it.

"Maybe we could borrow Philippa's car, she's an avocado since that breath test incident"
"One more speeding ticket and I'm an avocado"
"He can't drive, but he does avocado"

by Mo Faux October 27, 2017

Cutting the Avocado

1) Masturbating
2) The act of asking a male or female to a formal dance.

1) "idk man I just gotta cut the avocado tonight."
2) Billy is cutting the avocado to Jamie for prom in 7th period!"

by ILoveLamp22 July 15, 2016