shit filter

The mental attitude of saying what one is thinking without the worry of repercussion. An unintended statement or action resulting in one or more people being offended. A mental handicap resulting in the exact thought becoming verbalized.

"Holy fuck dude take a shower, you smell!!" "dude mind your shit filter"

"That chick has no shit filter...she says everything we're thinking."

"If it wasn't for his lack of a shit filter, he would have nailed that broad!"

by wise941 June 1, 2011

Shit Booger

When a man partakes in anal intercourse with another person, and apon withdrawing, discovers a "booger" of excrement on the end of his penis.

Hey Tom! I've still got a shit booger on the end of my cock from when I fucked your mum last night!

by Bathouse July 18, 2011

shit the dick

"shitting the dick" refers to an instance during anal sex where the receptive partner has not adequately cleaned himself/herself and has left a streak of fecal matter on his/her partner's penis.

I was in a hurry and didn't have time to shower before he came over so I just crossed my fingers and hoped for the best. when he pulled out i could smell it and damn, I shit the dick.

by b1akemore July 27, 2011

shit that killed john wayne

Really potent weed that makes you choke for an extended period of time.

"Man, this is the shit...the shit that killed john wayne"

by T to the motha fuckin P April 2, 2006

Shit Town

a place where evrything is shit, usually found out in BFE

There's hardly anything for a single man to do in this town. This place is Shit Town.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 21, 2006

shit fire

Three-syllable expression of surprise used by Texans and other peckerwoods.

Shit fire! George W. Bush can write a complete sentence.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

shit down your leg

To make an attempt at something and fail.

"You said you were going to do well at your interview but instead you shit down your leg."

by Ken B June 20, 2006