Fuck me with a ragman's trumpet 

Expression of surprise, quite long but effective at getting all the surprisedness out in one breath. For 'ragman' think Steptoe/Sanford & Son. Aha.

'Well fuck me with a ragman's trumpet. There IS a Santa.'

Fuck me with a ragman's trumpet by mockschmock December 9, 2006

fuck you bitch, it's legal 

i can do whatever i want, it's protected by the law.... BITCH

Cashier: you're computer sure is dusty (referring to the purchase of multiple canned air computer duster cans)

Guy: fuck you bitch, it's legal

fuck you bitch, it's legal by gregHA May 25, 2010

fuck all that 

to dismiss something

Wife: do you fancy poppin up london to see my mum and dad?

Husband: fuck all that

fuck all that by Fat Slag December 25, 2007

fuck slit 

A shaved pussy without jagged lips.

I could tell she had not had a baby, because she had a fuck slit.

fuck slit by litedriver June 14, 2008

fuck you 

People who think this phrase means "fuck me" are fucking idiots.

Me: Fuck you
Dipshit: You'd like that wouldn't you?
Me: See, fuck you means fuck you not fuck me. Fuck is the verb, so I'm saying that you should fuck you/yourself
Dipshit: Uh...I'm not too bright.

fuck you by oh shit i'm dead February 4, 2005

fuck fest 

A sexual marathon involving two or more people. Generally involves more than one partner.

Man! I was banged twenty women last night. It was a total "fuck fest"!

fuck fest by Champ February 21, 2002

fuck buddie 

fuckbuddie: A friend that you have relations or sex with.

Sarah and Thomas are fuck buddies.

fuck buddie by Louis April 22, 2002