Stretching skid-marked men's briefs over wife/girlfriend's pillow without her consent or knowledge and covering up the dirty deed with her pillow case.
"Dude. You won't believe this shit. Old gal wouldn't give it up last night so I slipped a Shit Bra on her pillow for time released pay back!
"Oh man. I couldn't get my girl to fall for smellin' my poopy finger anymore so I wiped my ass with my undies and spread those sharted Calvin's over her pillow!"
"Oh man. I couldn't get my girl to fall for smellin' my poopy finger anymore so I wiped my ass with my undies and spread those sharted Calvin's over her pillow!"
by Alfonso Muzan March 17, 2010
Get the Shit Bra mug.1. The muscous secreted from one's anus after consuming an extreme amount of foodstuffs that are high in fibre, such as baked beans for example.
2. An insult
2. An insult
"I'm not eating any of those beans again", said Keith. "They made me shit phelgm".
"Dude, you shit phelgm"
"Dude, you shit phelgm"
by Link December 8, 2004
Get the Shit phelgm mug.After you have dropped a deuce, and wiped your ass. It is the dried up shit that remains stuck to your taint. Causing itching for hours.
by Luckie August 16, 2006
Get the SHIT TAINT mug.The specific time within a 24-hour intestinal cycle in which one has to take a dump. Similar to the body's greater circadian rhythm, but specific to the bowels distinct time of excreting.
by pfffffffffft August 14, 2009
Get the Shit cycle mug.a gay fag, who has fagot ass but sex with his but buddy. The fagot humps the shit of the other fagot, its fucked up.
by famousegrenade April 6, 2010
Get the shit humper mug.by erin348 July 23, 2010
Get the Shit's about to hit the fan mug.putting your ass up against another person's ass and both of you taking a shit at the same time and trying to push the shit into the other person's asshole
by j griff January 22, 2011
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