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social media maggot

A person who is addicted to social media and ignores or disregards time tested good old traditions.
Like using a map and compass, reading the newspaper, or doing anything related to the trades.
Example:
A. I hate those social media maggots. They use their phone for everything and almost never think for themselves.
B. Okay grandpa / grandma. Have fun with that newspaper. I have followers that want to know what next video I am going to make.

A. Why do you do something that does not make any REAL money or is useful in any way. Stop being a social media maggot already!
B. I am paid in Bitcoin and through Paypal. I help people feel slightly less miserable about themselves when they watch my videos.

A. This new generation does not listen to its elders. They are all socially addicted to their apps and facebooks.
B. Ok boomer. Are you done complaining yet? I have a new online class to take thanks to skillshare.
by Jacob Frost - GLG & SUS December 1, 2019
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Social Tax

The tax you pay by spending time and energy reading stupid comments.
Why should I have to pay social tax to support your ignorant comment?
by Knightingale Mason January 9, 2020
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Social Dickstancing

During the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020- when a guy practicing social distancing sends out a dick pic.
Dude: Yo, I've been practicing Social Dickstancing and sent a pic of my dick to Sherill.
by JT Fett March 29, 2020
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2020 Social Climber

Someone who aspires to share dinner in a restaurant with another person, before the year is out.
He accepted that he was a 2020 Social Climber, longing to be invited to any party, where he would weave fanciful stories of having been anywhere, and rubbed elbows with anyone.
by Monkey's Dad March 29, 2020
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Social Tristencing

All the boys got Coronavirus man, it's been heavy!

But what about social distancing and stage 4 lockdowns?
Nah man I said I was Social Tristencing
by Jack Chat March 31, 2020
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Social DistanTeam

Two or more people who are serious about practicing Social Distancing in these CoVid19 times.
The folks on our street put together a block party, where each family stayed in its own driveway, having fun and staying safe as part of a Social DistanTeam.
by Zinegal March 31, 2020
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Virtual Social Distancing

The only way to avoid a virtual hangout during quarantine.
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Hey, want to have a zoom call tonight?"
You: "Sorry! I can't."
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Why not? It's not like you can go out."
You: "I know, but I'm practicing virtual social distancing."
by Little Walnut March 31, 2020
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