Cunt Alert

When a cunt is spotted in your vicinity.

Hand in the air, shout "Boys, boys/lads lads, we have a cunt alert"

Bektas: Mate, you seen this cunt?

Scott: Mate, I think we have a cunt alert
Billy: Cunt ALERT!
Altogether: *hands raised* "CUNTTT ALLEEEERRRTTTT"

Cunt Alert by ScotteYx February 16, 2013

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cunt gravy

A woman's orgasm juice when thick.

When I was rubbing her cunt, I could feel her cunt gravy was as thick as glue

cunt gravy by Eric Styranka November 21, 2007

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Cunt Muffin

Carolyn Hennesy, an actress on General Hospital and Cougar Town who is know to be a giant cunt.

I can't watch General Hospital whenever that cunt muffin shows up.

Cunt Muffin by armlessphelan November 3, 2011

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Cunt-rash

A red dotted rash that appears around the vaginal area of a woman as a result of obeseity. Sometimes causing bleeding and also known to create a horridly smelling scent from a cheese like discharge from the rash. Not a very good thing to have when indulging in oral sex, especially if you are the giver to that who has the Cunt-rash.

'I went to go down on the obese mail-order, only to find she had an enormous cunt-rash that was spewing out cheese.'

Cunt-rash by Penis Butter August 11, 2006

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cunt dumpling

the female version of a "cunt dumpster" a female that goes around in your circle of friends.

man, that little cunt dumpling just went ring around the rosies with the whole crew yo

cunt dumpling by the greatest of all time April 29, 2007

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Cunt me

A phrase, exponentially worse than 'fuck me', used to express heartfelt displeasure at an unfortunate turn of events.

"By clicking 'yes', I just reformatted my hard drive?! Aaarrggh! CUNT ME!!!"

Cunt me by the sobsister September 13, 2004

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Cunt-rat

A disbaraging term for an infant or child that insults the parents, especially the mother. Extrapolated from the idea that a really dirty vagina would have rats.

Bitch, get your cunt-rat off the hood of my car! How long before that girl starts spewing cunt-rats?

Cunt-rat by The West Side Smasher April 24, 2003

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