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Just Jerkoff January

Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month
"How was Destroy Dick December?
-It turned bad, I'll simply do Just Jerkoff January instead."
by Djes_ January 29, 2021
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Join Jerk January

also see No Nut November and Destroy Dick December and No Finger February. when you and the boys have to get together for a circle jerk during january.
Big D: yo you want to come to my place for Join Jerk January?
Lil D: nah man i've got plans with gary.
by BeeNumber69 November 2, 2021
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No Porn January

Where you can't watch nor do actions of porn for the whole months of January
"Hey, Jerry I didn't do anything sexual all of January nor did I watch porn"

"Why, Larry tell me?"
"Because of No Porn January, it's a good healthy challenge that you should try sometime"
by AnRed McParlin September 8, 2021
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JUMBO JIZZ JANUARY

(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud
Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”
by VENIN#5293 October 13, 2021
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6 of January

People born on 6 of January were given like a gift, alike Jesus Christ in Orthodox. But they are always smarter and more experienced as they are some hours older than Jesus
OMG you were born 6 of January when Jesus was born, you're saint, you're gifted... Ahh no, that's 6 hours later, don't mind
by Orthodoxic_mouse November 21, 2021
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16th of January

Capricorns

The 16th of Jan is when God like people r born xoxo
"Omg whens their birthday"
"16th of January"

"Aw Shucks, their too good for me"
by bb1kari November 23, 2021
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Friday 13th january

You suck

“That’s not kind”

“It’s Friday 13th January I’m being honest”
by Hannah56random January 13, 2022
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