American Big Dick Syndrome 

Theory that America is the only real country on Earth, could kick every other country's ass in a war (combined), has the right to police other countries and isn't a part of the United Nations.

Belief commonly held by Republicans.

God bless America... And fuck everybody else.

American Big Dick Syndrome by AngryAmishMafia May 25, 2004

a big dick 

A penis 7in or longer

"Girl the guy hade a big dick"

a big dick by ktyheed December 11, 2016

cold dick 

To touch someone's posessions (i.e. food, office supplies, pillow, clothing...) with your penis. Usually done to someone who would not appreciate the fact that their stuff was touched by a penis.

When he left the room I took out my cock and cold dicked his coffee, sandwhich, and keyboard.

cold dick by The Mighty Mighty Justone July 28, 2006

Desperate Dick Syndrome 

A serious condition in which a male may begin to feel strong sexual attraction to unattractive females after a long period of sexual inactivity. The condition can be alleviated through the use of masturbation, but this will only help for 2-3 hours, 2-3 times per day.

Having not had sex since March 8th, 2006, Johnny developed Desperate Dick Syndrome and began lusting after fat girls.

Desperate Dick Syndrome by Collin Jones October 2, 2007

stepping on my own dick

1. Used to describe potential failure in a given situation if a particular course of action is taken.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.

The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.

1. "If we try to solve problem X by doing thing Y it'll be like we're stepping on our own dicks."
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"

First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.

stepping on my own dick by DBG February 15, 2008

raspy dick sucking voice 

When a girl has a displeasing voice that sounds like an old man. This is commonly associated with women who like to swallow.

Damn did you hear that broad? She has a raspy dick sucking voice

raspy dick sucking voice by bighairygeorge April 6, 2010

My dick

Is small

Bc my dick is hard

My dick by Shigarakitomura August 30, 2019