Schneider Man refers to the mystical super-hero who is half crocodile, half monkey. He has awesomeness powers (hit the link) and is capable of failing at almost anything. He has an evil concubine called "The Shadow".
His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid
His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid
Victim: Help me! I need a super hero!
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man
by Suitcase Lady March 11, 2008
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For example you could say;
"What the fuck Bobby you got man spirit all over my sheets!"
or
"Holy Fuck! Man Spirit in my eye and it stings!"
Man spirit can also be used to describe a lust for a male, how much you "want his man spirit" or if your really horny "i need me some man spirit tonight."
For example you could say;
"What the fuck Bobby you got man spirit all over my sheets!"
or
"Holy Fuck! Man Spirit in my eye and it stings!"
Man spirit can also be used to describe a lust for a male, how much you "want his man spirit" or if your really horny "i need me some man spirit tonight."
by manspiritlvr December 9, 2007
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by Man-Day Inc. April 9, 2008
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I don't know how much more I can take... I'm already a man on the ledge.
No, I don't want anymore. I'm already a man on the ledge.
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by biabiajr April 8, 2015
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Soaking up the thirst of the land
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Soaking up the thirst of the land
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Soaking up the thirst of the land
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Soaking up the thirst of the land
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Soaking up the thirst of the land
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Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
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Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
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Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
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