Goonkid 

Based on a person named Goonkid. His name just turned into a word used for literally anything.

"What the goonkid?"
"Strooke is rich as goonkid."
"No goonkid."

Goonkid by DefiningGoonkid December 6, 2024

Goonflick 

A form of female masturbation where she goons multiple times in a row and keeps on flicking her bean while in pain , this causes the vulva to become so red and darkened that it starts resembling a flick , hence the name goonflick.

Sara: "I didn't get enough sleep last night, I was so horny that I goonflicked for five hours, I still can't close my legs while I sit"
Amanda: "wow, that's much longer than I did (3 hours)"

Goonflick by Cocknosseur December 7, 2024

Goonball 

Goonball is a Sport played with a Ball where it is the goal to get the Ball in to a Basketball Hoop, by only using your feet and without the ball touching the Floor more than twice per kick

Lets go play a round of Goonball

Goonball by Gustaf Goobler December 10, 2024

Goonnatrout 

A solid brown “trout” that magically appears in public swimming places, usually after a sore belly. I has a tendency to follow you as you try to move slowly away without drawing attention.

Edwin: “eh, dad ya gammon hole, what’s that goonnatrout doin following you round. You shit ya pants or something?”

Goonnatrout by Ridgydidge December 11, 2024

goonking 

to be the greatest of all gooners. The skibidi king. Like charles, Believe it!

omg charlie you are literally the goonking. Dattebayo!

goonking by xn2a December 17, 2024

goonlord 

A goonlord is a chronic, incessant, violently hedonistic practitioner of gooning, particularly one who has gained a large following or is notorious in infamy for their work. Goonlords are primarily male, however; female goonlords do exist.

In addition, goonlords are infrequently referred to as "Goon Kings" or "Goon Queens".

"Dave is such a goonlord..."
"I know, right? He hasn't left his room in days!"

goonlord by inlieu99 December 20, 2024

Gooner 

An affectionate nickname for fans of Arsenal Football Club, one of England's most successful football teams. It originates from the club's primary nickname, "The Gunners," which reflects Arsenal's historical association with the military and artillery. Eventually evolving into "Gooner". That and they masturbate for hours on end. Hypnotizing themselves through prolonged edging until they are too gone from society. Odd bunch to sexualize a sport.

"Oi, bruv, you seen that lot down bad at the pubhub? Proper Gooner madness, bloody focused!"

Gooner by UniversalTruths December 20, 2024