Life tap

verb: life tap; 3rd person present: life taps; past tense: life tapped; past participle: life tapped; gerund or present participle: life tapping

extremely light, gentle strike to the testicles by back of the fingers of a cupped hand; done properly, effects will manifest after 30 seconds: excruciating pain at least 10 times worse than a solid hit/kick to the same testicles.

My friend said he was gonna life tap me. He then cupped his hand and tried to hit me in the nuts! I backed off, and thought he just grazed me. He then started laughing: after 30 seconds my eyes filled with tears as it felt like pure fire shot through my testicles and an intense ache came on too!

by Liphradicus Epicus November 1, 2016

Sore Life

Life after you have a large workout, or haven't worked out in a while and suddenly try to again.

Dude, I'm sor sore after yesterday's workout. I think something's wrong with me man.
Nah, you're just living the sore life.

by I'M MIKEY BEACHES March 11, 2016

Life ache

The feeling when all of life is stressful and pressuring you

Between the car accident and getting laid off, I have such a life ache.

by Shidara July 18, 2019

Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.

Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!

by 4xchamp November 17, 2019

My life

My life is basic wanting to die.

Yo dude that's My life.

by Raman Packets November 21, 2019

the rectangle of life

The Smartphone - most people receive and give the important information of their lives through it.

When Ashley's smartphone had broken into bits and she had a panic attack, her great-grandmother told her that she needed to distance herself from the rectangle of life.

by von groovy March 24, 2019

Chronic Life

Chronic Life is living day to day with Chronic Pain, Chronic Stress, Chronic Smoking or anything that has to do with Chronic habits or illness. Thousands a day are effected by Chronic living and to many this becomes a lifestyle which is what they call their Chronic Life

Organization in Denver helps people with their Chronic Life

by GoogleNews December 18, 2019