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Blue waffle

“What’s a blue waffle?”
NEVER look this up. Especially when eating. If you looking for blueberry waffles, then be more specific.

For context, it’s a picture of a woman’s genitalia bluish-purplish due to a gnarly infection. This was found in the hears 2006-2010 or so. So many, many people might remember an older sibling and/or friend telling them to look this up and well.. however, a woman’s health organisation in 2016 looked into it and figured that it’s not a infection or std, but instead either photoshop or a result from mutilation.

2: because of this, it can also be used as a deragatory term for a vaginal infection/bacterial vaginosis.

If you wish to see this picture, it’s not too hard to find. However you have been warned that this is not something that you need to see or want to see.
Examples:
1:

Aria: hey Lyric, I heard of this thing called blue waffle, want to search it up?
Lyric: let’s see…
The picture pops up
Both: my god!
2:
Question from user: what’s a blue waffle?

Answer from professional: you may be referring to a vaginal infection instead, blue waffle is a derogatory term to describe it

Seriously don’t look it up

Blue Waffle Stomp

Blue Waffle Stomp

You got the blue waffle sittin down by the drain in the shower…

You drop a hot one in the tub…

Then punt that motherfucker like a football into the drain…

By proxy…

Via the blue waffle 🧇🏈🚿
“Yo why the shower smell crazy?”

Don’t ask questions you ain’t prepared for…”

“…you didn’t hit the blue waffle stomp.”

“Fourth quarter. Game on the line. Had no choice.” 🏈🚿
Blue Waffle Stomp by Earlzz May 14, 2026

peanut butter waffle 

elias likes to suck his wang
elias likes to suck his wang all night long. he is a choo chogger

Peeling the waffle

Disagreeing on a topic yet having nothing to contribute to the discussion but opinions, which are typically rooted in fear.
Person ANow that we've shown it to be safe for use in moderation let's move forward in a slightly different direction.

Person BI disagree with you because I feel...I think...
Person AAre you peeling my waffles?

Person B was peeling the waffle.
Peeling the waffle by throwawayact October 31, 2010

Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.
Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

Frankenstein's Waffle 

I was unzipping his pants, and then Frankenstein's Waffle popped out!