Definitions by Earlzz
Sloppy Lagasse
Sloppy Lagasse
(noun)
When you come home from a long day of work or a reckless night at the club… then drop the sweaty one right on her forehead while yelling:
“BAMM!!” 🔥🥜
(noun)
When you come home from a long day of work or a reckless night at the club… then drop the sweaty one right on her forehead while yelling:
“BAMM!!” 🔥🥜
Sloppy Lagasse by Earlzz May 14, 2026
Blue Waffle Stomp
Blue Waffle Stomp
You got the blue waffle sittin down by the drain in the shower…
You drop a hot one in the tub…
Then punt that motherfucker like a football into the drain…
By proxy…
Via the blue waffle 🧇🏈🚿
You got the blue waffle sittin down by the drain in the shower…
You drop a hot one in the tub…
Then punt that motherfucker like a football into the drain…
By proxy…
Via the blue waffle 🧇🏈🚿
“Yo why the shower smell crazy?”
“Don’t ask questions you ain’t prepared for…”
“…you didn’t hit the blue waffle stomp.”
“Fourth quarter. Game on the line. Had no choice.” 🏈🚿
“Don’t ask questions you ain’t prepared for…”
“…you didn’t hit the blue waffle stomp.”
“Fourth quarter. Game on the line. Had no choice.” 🏈🚿
Blue Waffle Stomp by Earlzz May 14, 2026