can i touch that bodonkadonk fool? 

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

can i touch that bodonkadonk fool? by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021

the gay touch 

is when someone does something gay

"brooo u hear tony got the gay touch" "nah what happened" "bro he was suckin brenden off" "brooooo"

the gay touch by regan ronald June 12, 2021

Jonah's touch 

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea

1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt

Jonah's touch by Sir. B July 1, 2021

Tenth Grade Touchdown 

The Tenth Grade Touchdown is a great way to trick your best buds. While in late middle school or early high school a young male uses a 14 inch long piece of floss in his teeth after a couple of days without brushing his teeth, ensuring he uses as much of the full piece as possible.

While the floss is still wet, the young lad then drops his drawers and rubs the floss in there pee hole. After a good scrub he wraps the floss around his penis for the next 3 to 6 hours, or over night.

Once the floss is remover you boy precedes to gym glass to meet his friends in the locker room. He whips out his rig and allows his friends to smell his penis. With the shit smell of the floss on his dong he can then convince his friends he has achieved recent anal sex with a human woman.

“Hey Bud, remember the time I buttfucked Rachel in the 10th grade? I have to come clean, I did a Tenth Grade Touchdown it was all a lie.”

Tenth Grade Touchdown by MWSbro August 9, 2021

everytime we touch 

A song that came out in 2006, normally used to ship any 2 characters that were male and that had no contact with each other normally undertale characters

<3 Asgore × Gaster - everytime we touch ~Nightcore~ edit <3

everytime we touch by ─??? November 26, 2021

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster! by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

jesus cheese touch 

When your pal gives you a cheese touch but from his generation Jesus gave his family tree the cheese touch and it’s been passed on by the family tree onto your pal and he’s now gave you the Jesus cheese touch

Jesus cheese touch “what the fuck is a Jesus cheese touch”it’s a cheese touch started in my family tree from Jesus

jesus cheese touch by Chazz@ March 21, 2022