2 definitions by MWSbro
In the blumpkin family. The Schlumpkin is done any where and doesn’t require the other person to be aware. The simple act of shitting during average vaginal sex. Can be done without warning by the male or female anytime, anywhere. In bed, on the couch, in the tub.
You’re washing the sheets again?
Unfortunately yes, I hooked up with my ex and she did a revenge Schlumpkin during reverse Cowgirl.
Unfortunately yes, I hooked up with my ex and she did a revenge Schlumpkin during reverse Cowgirl.
by MWSbro August 12, 2021
The Tenth Grade Touchdown is a great way to trick your best buds. While in late middle school or early high school a young male uses a 14 inch long piece of floss in his teeth after a couple of days without brushing his teeth, ensuring he uses as much of the full piece as possible.
While the floss is still wet, the young lad then drops his drawers and rubs the floss in there pee hole. After a good scrub he wraps the floss around his penis for the next 3 to 6 hours, or over night.
Once the floss is remover you boy precedes to gym glass to meet his friends in the locker room. He whips out his rig and allows his friends to smell his penis. With the shit smell of the floss on his dong he can then convince his friends he has achieved recent anal sex with a human woman.
While the floss is still wet, the young lad then drops his drawers and rubs the floss in there pee hole. After a good scrub he wraps the floss around his penis for the next 3 to 6 hours, or over night.
Once the floss is remover you boy precedes to gym glass to meet his friends in the locker room. He whips out his rig and allows his friends to smell his penis. With the shit smell of the floss on his dong he can then convince his friends he has achieved recent anal sex with a human woman.
“Hey Bud, remember the time I buttfucked Rachel in the 10th grade? I have to come clean, I did a Tenth Grade Touchdown it was all a lie.”
by MWSbro August 10, 2021