rocking a jelly

half chub

I was rocking a jelly at school because of that fine librarian.

by homojeanious October 12, 2017

fondle rocks

The action of playing with a dude's balls while sucking him off.

Dakota likes to fondle rocks when he blows the homeless people that live under the bridge.

by ErlongDingDong October 23, 2017

rock a fefe

Jerk off

I had to wait till everyone was asleep in my cell to rock a fefe.

by jojo2222 July 8, 2017

cum on the rocks

When you jizz on a glorious pair of boobs.

I'm meeting up with Katie later. Hopefully she'll let me cum on the rocks.

by The JMG December 1, 2017

hairy rocks

Hairy rocks is a term used for dried semen on a mans pubic hairs, specifically the balls

Yo, I woke up this morning with hairy rocks, I think I forgot to pull out last night

by Krhamz February 19, 2017

Shiny Rock

Someone that is really cute, but has a shit personality

(credits to Annie Marshall for this)

Wow he's super hot but he's just a shiny rock

by Kyleechrist May 29, 2016

rock patrol

Someone searching the carpet looking for imaginary dropped crack cocaine rocks. Patroler Usually winds up smoking pieces of plaster or popcorn cieling.

Jimmy thinks he dropped a chunk now he's on rock patrol.

by Luvmechanic May 16, 2016