Procrastination

Procrastination is defined as... oh wait nevermind. I'll finish this definition tomorrow.

I'll put a sentence for procrastination here tomorrow.

by Pialinist January 2, 2024

processed cheese

A hideous, tasteless, joyless substance eaten by Americans to defy God and Europe.

The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.

"Mmmm," said the North American. He could not say more. His teeth had gotten stuck together from eating too much processed cheese.

by KNCVBKK January 9, 2024

Procrastamission

ad·verb: The active act of planning on procrastinating but still procrastinating but it's your mission.

It's my Procrastamission to call in to work but I have to wait until it's a decent hour.

by CaseyJay January 10, 2024

Procrastinator

Derived from the Mexican word, Prokhratamathión, which means 'Midnight Snack'.

And the Viking word, Asstinator, which means puckered cheeks.

It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark

yeah this is just from Gumball.
only use this definition of procrastinator with someone who will get it.

by a_duck_in_the_void January 12, 2024

Procell

Someone who had a massive brain wave to the point where it needs an added definition. Aka procell.

Did you hear about Jeffrey? He procelled so hard that he was able to fix his car with a toothpick and drive back from California.

by Father Portia January 27, 2024

Processor Performance

The speed of your CPU in your PC, laptop, or workstation. This is never written out in full and is always abbreviated as "pp."

Guy with massive Processor Performance: I have a huge pp.
Guy with tiny Processor Performance: I wish my pp was that large.

by ledskof November 14, 2023

procatholic

A procatholic is a cathlic wit the love of protestant christianity or not regarding Catholic values although being Catholic

ProCatholic said"from now on i'm im pro Catholic "

by Definekid November 16, 2023