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John Mulaney syndrome 

Acts kinda gay but is straight
Tommy: hey bro you act kinda gay sometimes.

Jimmy: Well I actually have John mulaney syndrome!
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John Major 

john major is such a dilf
John Major by edwina currie April 5, 2021

John Carrol Boys Soccer Team 

Things about the team:
They all are GAY
The team sucks and can’t win a ring
THEY ARE OWNED BY INDIAN SPRINGS
INDIAN SPRINGS really shit on the John Carrol Boys Soccer Team
When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.
Bro, I John 9:6'd this girl last night. It was biblical.

John henry 

John Henry is Amara star’s best friend, he’s also in love with her. John Henry also loves drink he almost loves it more than Amara star. Not to mention he’s a cocky cunt and a vape addict. John Henry lies to his friends a lot, he likes to tell them he doesn’t like Amara star but this is is straight up untrue. Finally he says oh my god really funny.
John Henry loves Amara star

John henry hates everyone except Amara star
John henry is a cocky cunt

John Lennon 

An English musician who was a founding member of The Beatles. One of the greatest songwriters and musicians of all time, he collaborated with Paul McCartney to form the most successful songwriting duo of all time. Also the rhythm guitarist of the band, some of his greatest Beatles songs where he sang lead vocal include "A Day In the Life", "Nowhere Man", "I Am the Walrus", "Come Together", "Strawberry Fields Forever", "All You Need Is Love", "I'm a Loser, and "A Hard Day's Night".

He went on to have a very successful solo career after the Beatles disbanded in 1970. He wrote ionic songs such as "Imagine" and his best albums included Imagine and Plastic Ono Band.

In 1975, his son Sean Lennon was born, and John took a five year break from music to spend time with him. In 1980, he made a comeback with the album "Double Fantasy".

Tragically, a few weeks later, he was murdered by some bastard outside his house in New York City. Just as he and Yoko were returning home, he was shot at the entrance of his home and died when he arrived at the hospital.

We lost a legend who gave so much to the world. Music of course, but also he gave us a sense of peace, love and happiness. A man who was flawed, just like all of us.....but yet was a person everyone loved and was inspired by. We also never got a chance to see the Beatles reunite.

RIP John Lennon: 1940-1980.
Imagine all the people

Living life in peace

-John Lennon
John Lennon by TXkid87 April 23, 2012