John Yonker

The act of being a epic gamer

You are such a John Yonker

by The epic gamer69420 November 22, 2019

John,Hawkins

John hawkins is a short black boy that wears fake yeezys but he is lit and very lit and he is very thick he love Mexicans and they love him but he sometimes annoys them he is a cardi b lover he is her #1 fan

John,Hawkins is super thick nice ass and thighs girls and boys look at that ass whoa that ass is thick it’s hard not to look at it makes u very hard

by Whiteboycash11 May 5, 2019

Elton johning

elton john

A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity

Lets have a bath then Elton Johning
I can't believe you have never Elton johned.
Let's shoot coke up each other's bums like Elton johning

by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS May 16, 2019

john caquimbo

Fine AF! Very shy.Has good looks.Is close to his friends so pretty much a small circle.He is soo sensitive but caring.Also Caquimbo is a Colombian last name.John is a hebrew name.is hella fine and has a big dick.

oh yeah he's a John Caquimbo

by ohyeahyeah123.123 April 5, 2019

John Wyatt

A boy who is a redneck, loves sports, and is really smart. Not the nicest person and can be very annoying. Not very handsome but can still impress you.

John Wyatt is really athletic

by MyBestFriendAlex April 6, 2019

john sticky

a local pedophile in loanhead, midlothian who sells pollen to young boys and girls

did u really take it up the arse from john sticky for a 20bit, pfffft fuck sake kris

by loodog miller August 16, 2019

john harmon

Its when you jam your man boobs together with a dildo between them in the mirror and light a match

I needed a cigarette so I thought I would be fancy and pull a John harmon

by Jojwjwjejej August 26, 2019