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fart vortex 

färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.
I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.
fart vortex by Cryosleeping January 31, 2020
Related Words

fart sniff 

when a guy eats a food that smells like shit

-that weird guy who sniffs the toilet after a hot shit
Big G sniffed the biggest fart after a poop. he is a fart sniffer
fart sniff by Big G69 February 18, 2020

Fart fairy 

Fart fairy by SAYsomethin February 27, 2020

Fart cup 

To place a cup (styrofoam or solo) against your anus and fart into then hand to someone as though it’s a drink . Give the gift of sharing your farts with your friends and family l.
I like to fart cup my friends when they’re being assholes.
Fart cup by The protector March 24, 2020

Fart-Snarter 

It's just the but-hole
Yo! Did you hear? Olivia likes it up the fart-snarter!
Fart-Snarter by smellshster April 14, 2020

Fart Sloosh 

The act of ones fart being the consistency of a sloosh. A sloosh is relatively similar to a 7/11 icee, liquid diarrhea, and soggy snow. A fart sloosh only occurs to the slooshiest of slooshies.
"Yo did you hear Avery had a fart sloosh today?!"