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Fart-Snarter

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Yo! Did you hear? Olivia likes it up the fart-snarter!
by smellshster April 14, 2020
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fart snarker

a person who sniffs up all the fumes before anyone else has a chance to smell any of them
my ex-husband was a fart snarker (his own) and then he'd say "ahhh, that was a good one". Of course, I couldn't verify that because there was nothing left for me!
by ca artist September 4, 2009
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fart starter

1) A fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is in the room. The fart starter then cancels the fart in the hope the other person didn't hear anything. A fart starter may occasionally be hospitalized for a ruptured colon.

2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.
Cindy was an avid fart starter and she had to be. She suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and enjoyed Mexican food. She was also a decorated librarian.
by mkdaddy October 21, 2013
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